Cookies and Creamer

The act of while having sex with a female, the male pulls out and just before he ejaculates he squats over the woman's face and proceeds to take a shit while simultaneously pointing his boner at her cheeks/lower chin and shooting his cum all over her face. The result is that the female's face is covered in shit and cum, which she must then lick off of her face. For the shit and cum mix that she cannot lick off her face, the woman must wipe it onto an ice cream cone and slowly lick it until she has eaten it all.

My girlfriend was bitching because I wouldn't buy her an ice-cream when we were at the pool so when we got home I gave her a Cookies and Creamer and that seemed to shut her up for several weeks. Literally, she didn't say a word to anyone for two weeks after.

by Phickle Dude January 18, 2011

smoking cookie

Weed; marijuana

"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox

by Mulatto Barbie December 12, 2016

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

Pastry cookie

she is extremely hot and pretty and she is the best cookie in cookie run kingdom

Pastry cookie is hot

by Una is the best November 28, 2021

Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

by ThisIsAUsername January 4, 2019

eclair cookie

Some blonde fag from crk

Me:bro why is eclair cookie hot

by Hankjwimbleton69 May 3, 2022

Almond Cookie

almond cookie is an """"epic"""" support cookie who needs to die and drown himself, and leave creampuff and latte, those 2 girlbosses alone

"ily Almond Cookie!!" "kys"

by Almondcookieslander March 15, 2022