Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.
by freddyflow November 21, 2013

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them
by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.
As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.
by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.
When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.
by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022

by Jemlala May 2, 2018

The act of labia on labia rubbing between two females. Also known as tribadism, it's usually performed while scissoring.
"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."
by Batlord February 15, 2014
