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Parliament act 1313

Go ahead. Wear armour into parliament and say bye bye to your head
Me: *wears armour"
The entire parliament: off with your head

Parliament act 1313 states that that "in all Parliaments, Treatises and other Assemblies, which should be made in the Realm of England for ever, that every Man shall come without all Force and Armour"

In simple terms, you ain't allowed to enter parliament wearing armour and according to vice, they are legally allowed to cut your head off
by Sebby294 May 30, 2021
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acting australian

acting australian is the act of being a big fat liar while also being australian
Person 1: Did you know that we won the emu wars? It was a close one but Team Aussie managed pulled through.
Person 2: No you didn't, stop acting australian
by YVHarder August 10, 2021
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Disappearing Act

When you dunk your shot on the 18th hole, usually for eagle. The ball just vanishes without a hop and it’s the best feeling
I played a round with Tommy yesterday, he wasn’t playing so good and was getting frustrated but on the 18th hole he pulled a disappearing act and got so excited
by Daddy Piccolae August 14, 2021
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Porn level acting

Abbreviated as PLA, the acting is so bad, that it can be the plot of a porno.

Mostly seen as a first person POV cameraman, another person speaks to the camera as if talking to you. They can be talking an a flirty, aggressive, or happy way. The dialogue is very out of place and would unlikely be said in real life scenario.
*insert very un-natural scence of two people people talking*

What the hell is this porn level acting?
by diabolicalcumjar August 21, 2024
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Body Cam Acting

A deceptive practice where police officers manipulate or stage events in front of their body cameras to create a false narrative and cover up misconduct. This can involve rehearsing statements with informants before turning on the audio, fabricating scenarios like falsely claiming "officer safety" while they are the aggressors, or giving a fabricated probable cause statement. The purpose of body cam acting is to mislead viewers of the footage and protect officers from accountability by distorting the truth of what actually occurred.
Officers Wilson and Denardi engaged in body cam acting with the informant, rehearsing their narrative before switching on the audio and pretending they were just arriving on the scene.
by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 14, 2024
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Party rotation act

A much needed but not yet implemented act of us congress where one or the other of major political us parties is skipped every four years.
Since my party rotation act rotation act is based on the crop rotation of European medieval agriculture it would work like this: if in 2028 we have a republican on the ballot and they win then don't run in ' 32, in '32 we would choose between a Democrat and an independent. If in '32 let's say the democrats win (and supposing we have only 8 years consecutive) then in 2040 we would choose between a republican and an independent. If the independent wins in 2040 then by 2048 we have a democrat and republican running for office again.
by Sexydimma November 23, 2024
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