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Ass Itch

/æs ɪʧ/

Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn

Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.

People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝

A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017
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Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
by LikeA805 March 22, 2020
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smaht ass

Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !
"Shannon is so funny, she's just a big smaht ass"
by HussainArain August 30, 2016
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Ass Family

Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass
You must be part of the Ass Family!
by MrBitchin May 30, 2014
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ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.
My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021
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ass mopper

a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
I caught blair in the mens room. He is a known ass mopper.
by patrickdiddy April 29, 2009
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ASS SNEEZE

The act of involuntary expulsion of air out ones asshole, to pass gas, to have flatulence,
After the chili cook off the finalists all had a bad case of the ass sneezes.
by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013
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