Texas Mudslide

When one person takes a diarrhea dump in another person's mouth.

That ain't no cleavland steamer, its a fucking texas mudslide!

by Chiz Dick July 6, 2009

Texas Blaze

A type of Marijuana found and grown usually in Texas.

Yo that texas blaze gets you really high.

by Adrian November 5, 2004

Texas Window

A sexual procedure in which one partner lies down and stretches saran wrap across their face, whilst the other partner proceeds to poo on said saran wrap.

I just gave that bitch a texas window

by kegers July 21, 2004

Spring, Texas

Boring, Lame town filled with impressionable youths, scene kids, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense, and minds of their own.

I'd rather have a root canal than live in Spring any longer.

by Kelvin Brown August 6, 2005

Texas Taterchip

The act of pleasuring a female via fingers, while riding shotgun, and proceeding to dry out the excess VAG juice by means of sticking your hand out the window and taking a hearty bite out that taterchip

that texas taterchip tasted like battery acid

by km BJ December 22, 2004

Hereford, Texas

A small town in Texas that smells like the toilet after a trucker took the hugest shit of his life. When there is alot of wind, you can smell it from miles away, causing people to bag on the terrible reak of Amarillo because shitty ass Hereford is blowing in. With a population of 15,000 of either people that are the epitome of white trash - or mexican illegal immigrants.

Visitor of Amarillo: What the fuck is that smell?

Amarilloan: Oh, Hereford is just blowing in.

Talking to a newcomer
Me: And when the wind blows, like it does all the time - you will smell Hereford, Texas. Good luck with that.

by Taylor and Julie May 15, 2010

Texas Vegetarian

A person who doesn't eat red meat. He may eat any other kinds of meat, but in Texas, real meat is red, so chickens, fish, and their ilk must be some kinda vegetable.

"What kind of food should I make if Mary's coming?"
"Anything but red meat - she's a Texas Vegetarian."

by ClimbingTheLog December 26, 2007