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Eskimo Dad

Same as eskimo brother, but when two guys each have a child with one woman.
John had a kid with Sarah.
Dave had a kid with Sarah.
Therefore John and Dave are Eskimo Dads.
by Kkovaction January 10, 2011
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Meet that dad.

A "dad" meaning an attractive woman that you would like to engage sexual intercourse with.
Oh man look at her!! I'd meet that dad.
by Mega Boss November 3, 2009
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unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.
After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!
by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017
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Our dad

Our dad is Laura’s dad.
He’s funny, has glasses, a bit awkward on camera but its absolutely fine. Our dad, we love our dad because he has cool hair. Our dad is very much the most best-est dad in the whole wide world.
random girl from England: he’s our dad now boo
Laura: LMAO
by #1 fan of dad April 12, 2022
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boyfriends dad

A guy that you can always refer back to once your boyfriend leaves you. He is usually sexy in an old way and has money.
Well, I will always have my boyfriends dad.
by kiwi titi January 15, 2021
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pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"
ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.
by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018
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conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.
boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?
by fortnut is dead September 25, 2019
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