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Super Straight

The preference of not dating an mtf or ftm transgender individual, typically on the grounds of wanting children or transphobia. It is often confused with being a sexuality and part of LGBTQIA+ when it is not.
Person 1: My preference is to be in a relationship with a person I can start a family with

Person 2: So your Super Straight?

Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.

Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth

Person 1: stfu

Person 2: stfu
by amogus is sus March 15, 2021
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straight purp

A type of marijuana that is purple instead of the common green.
Will this weed get you blazed? Simply take a glimpse and know it to be so, for it is indeed straight purp.
by OrangeClock May 20, 2005
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Straight Bash

When a group of gay guys flirt hard with the straight man who steps into the room.
Man i went over my gay cousins house and got straight bash ed!
by Zigity Zay August 13, 2008
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cyber straight

A preference for cyber/Net-based women over real women.
Jeff Simmonds isn't straight, he's CYBER STRAIGHT
by Martyn Adair September 8, 2007
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Straight Men

1.Sacasticly referring to anyone who is homosexual or has a questionable sexuality.
2. Someone who is not cool at all
3. Fark
1. Man fuck that guy he is such a straight man
2. Dude look at guys, Straight men
3. Mark Schlosser is a straigh man
by G1 Crew September 28, 2005
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Straight People Privilege (SPP)

The advantage straight people get from not being distracted by people of the same sex.
Damn that girl on the other team is so hot, I hate being distracted by this. I hate Straight People Privilege (SPP).
by TrustworthySource2k16 June 4, 2016
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Straightening Iron

1.) An electronic device which uses applied pressure and heat to straighten one's hair.

2.)By its name one may assume that this is a tool which will enhance the masculinity of homosexual males; ironically, however, its application makes you look gayer.
Example 1
Girl: I go to the tanning salon 4 days a week. I wear mac make up. And I use a straightening Iron on my bleached hair.

Other Girl: Cool. Now no one can tell that by nature you're not very attractive.

Example 2
Guy: I think I'm gonna cut my hair. It's too wavy to grow out.

Girl: Just use a straightening iron.

Guy: Sure, that sounds like a blast!
..........15 minutes later.........
Guy: Well, my hair looks straight, but I look much the opposite.
by Kawlyn1029 July 4, 2005
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