Pootis status 

Pootis status is a video made out of clips from a video called "Pootis Engage // EXTREME", uploaded by ceno0 on 19th february 2022. The video consists of two heavies from Team Fortress 2, breaking into a military base, both accidentaly run into the soldier (Also from Tf2), and start a fight, which lasts the majority of the video, the clips are taken from this fight scene.

This meme is commonly used instead of the senator armstrong meme.

Person 1: Hey, have you seen pootis engage? It's a really good animation made by ceno0

Person 2: I haven been way too busy to watch it, but i've seen the pootis status meme and it looks great!

Pootis status by Tom00s November 3, 2022

Dude Wut Status 

Reaching a point in "high-ness" where you cannot focus on one person and nothing makes sense anymore.

We smoked five bowls and I was at Dude Wut Status.

Dude Wut Status by Deedles75 January 22, 2011

You Killed My Status

When someone try's to be smart & funny on your status but it comes out totally retarded.

Owner of status: It's raining outside...

Idiot: Are you sure you didn't wank and then cum? HARDY HAR HAR.

Owner of status: 0_0 that was completly retarded you killed my status you bozo.

You Killed My Status by youkilledmystatus September 7, 2011

Single Wide Status

A simple gauge to use in the consideration of the white trashiness of a women.

Those of single wide status are the trashiest of all, dirty babies, ink pen tattoo of her mans name, wifebeater, boxers and flip flops and an overall dirty appearance while out in public.

It can progress the cleaner the women is.. to double wide, triple wide, modular status and so on.

Chode 1: Hey did you check out that new chick at the Top Draw trailer park Kristin.

Chode 2: Man she came in with that dirty baby, she's single wide status bro.

Single Wide Status by Chootem September 5, 2012

Soft Serve Status 

When a larger female (or occasionally male) is squeezed into pants so tight that she has muffin top to such an incredible degree that she resembles a cone of soft serve ice cream.

Wow, that girl should really stick to sweat pants...Those skinny jeans really push her into soft serve status.

Soft Serve Status by Yantzee October 23, 2012

most victimized status 

The level quotient or threshold of any designated groups main disenfranchisement. In some cases even the suggestion that another designated group suffers the same disenfranchisement is an insult so severe that experts must appear on cable news channels.

Empowering ones most victimized status is the main function Sociologists, Anthropologists and cable television news networks.

most victimized status by Nom de fake May 10, 2015

Pull up status 

When two people agree that one (or both) parties can "pull up" to the other person's house at any time unannounced. This is usually between two parties that are romantically involved, and can be just for sex or because they are in a committed relationship.

"Jason and are at pull up status, which is totally fine for now." OR "Last night Mark just showed up at my door with this big grin on his face, I had no idea he was coming over, guess he thinks he reached pull up status."

Pull up status by Alione April 19, 2016