static electrocity

When you cant fix your hair for sh!t.

My hair is totally not working today. I have static electrocity.

by Luke Adair January 19, 2008

statasap

when you need to get somewhere/do something really fast. a mixture of STAT and ASAP.

I NEED TEN ORDERS OF CHICKEN FILLET STATASAP!

by iiheartkenny24897 May 22, 2009

Statfapper

In online games, STATFAPPER is someone, who constantly and publicly faps (praises) over his usually high stats (game results). Those people are in fact not so good, they are usually seal clubbers or stat padders.

Today I saw statfapper in enemy team!

by StreamWriter March 7, 2015

Stadia

The easiest way to start a house fire. Fire starters? Molex cables? Bad electricity? Nah, all you need is Stadia! Just plug it in to your TV and watch the magic happen! It really is quite magical.....it also happens to be a really bad gaming platform.

Bro, I can't wait to go camping tomorrow! Should I bring the Stadia for the campfire?

by tonyhawkproskater3islife112 November 25, 2019

Stadia

The company that is shit. It's like vr was like, here is some shit, have fun

Stadia is shit

by Stadia November 27, 2019

staticursion

Going nowhere. Staying in place.

A variant on the words excursion, incursion, recursion, discursion.

Putting on neither coat, nor hat, nor boots, grabbing neither his car keys nor his bag, he prepared for another staticursion, staying where he was, where he had been, and where he would be for the foreseeable future - home.

by Monkey's Dad April 3, 2020

Stadia

PlayStation Now, but now you’re also paying for the games.

Person 1: I just bought stadia!
Person 2: Like the console?
Person 1: Yeah!!! It’ll be great.
Person 2: Alright, good luck with online play.

by ReallyTerribleDefinitions September 4, 2020