nut straight

the best possible straight that can be made given the cards on the board during a game of Holdem or Omaha

Hand 1: 7c 8c
Hand 2: 2s 3s

Board: 4h 5d 6s Kd Qs

Hand 1: has the highest possible straight (the nut straight) that can be made on the board opposed the Hand 2 who unfortunately flopped a smaller straight.

by Lasoniic January 8, 2012

Absolute straight

This refers to one who's sexuality has reached a level beyond all others. Those who reside in this coalition of superior members of society only congregate sexually with other superior members of society who are equally Absolute Straight. Partnering with those below Absolute Straight strips one’s title as Absolutely Straight.
- anything below par of Absolute, is super straight.

Random bitch: 'Hey, I really like you, wanna go out sometime?' Chad: 'I would like to express no apologies to an inferior being such as yourself. Get the fuck out of my sight fucking scum. I am an Absolute Straight. I do not find myself attracted to anyone remaining on the spectrum of sexuality, but only those like me who have surpassed it. In other words, I only fuck with Absolute Bitches, random bitch '

by Inspector Quool March 17, 2021

straight trippin boo

When a shitty movie tries to make white guys funny, they tell him to say this.

(Eugene Levy says to Queen Latifah) "You got me straight trippin boo." (The audience laughs and soda comes out some shithead's nose)

by odeon February 25, 2005

Straight Pimping

1. Straight pimping is something random you say when you look at a picture you like or play a game and you do something you like.

2. Basically you can say Straight pimping to anything

1.Girl: Do you like my Dress?

Boy: Hell yea, "Straight Pimping"

2. Hey man have you seen that new "Planet of the Apes" movie?

Yeah Dude it was "Straight Pimping"

by MrUnOfficial1 August 14, 2011

Super Straight

The preference of not dating an mtf or ftm transgender individual, typically on the grounds of wanting children or transphobia. It is often confused with being a sexuality and part of LGBTQIA+ when it is not.

Person 1: My preference is to be in a relationship with a person I can start a family with

Person 2: So your Super Straight?

Person 1: That term would suit me but I personally don't think it needs a pride flag or a name.

Person 3: I am super straight because gender is assigned at birth

Person 1: stfu

Person 2: stfu

by amogus is sus March 15, 2021

straight purp

A type of marijuana that is purple instead of the common green.

Will this weed get you blazed? Simply take a glimpse and know it to be so, for it is indeed straight purp.

by OrangeClock May 20, 2005

Straight Bash

When a group of gay guys flirt hard with the straight man who steps into the room.

Man i went over my gay cousins house and got straight bash ed!

by Zigity Zay August 13, 2008