full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron August 20, 2016

Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.

I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel

by Dangusdee April 11, 2023

curly squirrel

During the throws of passion, ...your partner grasps and rotates the nut sack 180° degrees clockwise, whilst eating the asshole and stroking the dick.

Yo dude, that bitch just curly squirrel led my ass!

by cj9617 June 3, 2016

Squirrel push

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.

There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.

by Squirrel Pusher March 2, 2017

Indit Squirrel

The adorable little critters you see running around on moderate to high doses of Diphenhydramine.

Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!

dude2: mskdefhdb

Dude1: yeah, i know.

by Doc Hydramine February 26, 2011

Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.

"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."

by frailninja March 16, 2016

Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.

She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.

by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021