Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.

I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 05, 2022

full of squirrels

Being totally and completely distractible, unable to pay attention. Similar to Dug the dog in the Pixar film Up.

I've got buckle down and finish this spreadsheet for the meeting this afternoo... OH LOOK, A BUTTERFLY! No, I must concentrate, this is very import...SUDDEN URGE TO CHECK CELL PHONE. Darn it, I'm so full of squirrels today I just can't focus!

by Squirrelatron February 29, 2016

Glitter squirrels

Best controversial comedy podcast on all platforms. Spotify, iheart, YouTube, Pandora, and apple itunes!!!

I listened to the Glitter squirrels podcast and the three host's are the best around!!!

by Jaylo with the down low July 31, 2021

Squirrel Boy

this fake kid that has no friends and thinks that hes so cool.

that's squirrel boy the biggest rodent on the planet

by urmom17 April 23, 2019

Indit Squirrel

The adorable little critters you see running around on moderate to high doses of Diphenhydramine.

Dude1: Since we left taco bell, i saw like, five indit squirrels!

dude2: mskdefhdb

Dude1: yeah, i know.

by Doc Hydramine February 08, 2011

Squirrel Jerk

A quick jerk off sesh when you are in a hurry.

John: “yo man let’s go to the club, I’ll pick you up in five”
Bob: “bet. Lemme get a quick squirrel jerk in and I’ll be right out!”

by Gian Luca 2 May 10, 2019

Squirreled up

To get extremely intoxicated

Last night Chad got squirreled up after he drank 25 beers.

by KC cat in the Hat November 17, 2018