Squat Bucket

a derogatory insult that can be used as an alternative for douche bag.

Man, my boss is being a totally squat bucket today he can suck my asshole.

by nikkikins28 May 22, 2011

Squall

To deny getting it in with a girl who's pretty much throwing herself at you and not doing it subtly.

Quistis totally wanted to do me! But I Squalled her good!

by themelodythatfits August 29, 2011

squat

To dwell with the universe amidst its adversities. To find one's center. To dwell, in silence, with your best friend until stars, stream or stirring evoke conversation.

Informal: "Hey man, let's cop a squat"; or Formally: "Do you have time for a squat?"

by mr juggly December 16, 2011

squallywaggle

A dog turd with googly eyes and buck teeth that came out of a zebras vagina smelling like rock salt with a hint of starbursts. Color of the rainbow.

You're a squallywaggle.

by Notyoumynigs October 22, 2013

squat box

When someone takes a shit while another person is showering

While I was taking a shower my roomate squat boxed me

by Execsec69 November 9, 2013

Squatana

Katanas for your squad

Nigga let's go to Earthbound and get a Squatana.

by PimpDaddyFresh March 7, 2015

squat cobbler

one who sits in pies (often on video or crying) for the gratification of others or his- or herself

"What, you two guys are cops? Hoboken squat cobbler. Full-moon moon pie. Boston cream splat. Seriously? Simple Simon the ass-man. Dutch apple ass."-Jimmy McGill on Better Call Saul

by kaw26 July 18, 2016