Fish and Shits

The Brittish version of the sexual act better known as the shocker. Both the index and middle fingers are inserted into the vagina while the pinky on the same hand penetrates the anus. Two different and distinctive aromas are left on the fingers upon removal.

"My mate went Fish and Shits on that Trollop last night before he shagged her!

by Blunted McJammy January 15, 2015

Shitscrewed

Another word for extremely screwed

Bryan: "Dude, you shouldn't have done that last night"

Josh: "Man I know, I'm so shitscrewed"

by Brycer August 15, 2010

Shitsation

A Shitsation is a situation which is shit to be in. Usually caused by no one in particular but all the same its shit to be in. Very similiar to the phrase 'between a rock and a hard place', it differs in that it usually involves relationships.

what a shitsation

by foxeeee July 26, 2011

Shitski

Slang. When regular skis just ain't good enough to get through the deep shit you're in.

"Man, I'm gonna have to whip-out the ol'shitskis to get outta this shit today."

by Somnus Antinociceptus April 3, 2015

Shits Fired

A reply to say after someone says utter shit to someone else or something stupid to something else.

Friend A: "You're a scrub, you glass shard eater!"
Friend B: "Says the kid that sucks off hairy truckers for literally $3 and sleeps in a plastic bag!"
Randy the Random Guy: "SHITS FIRED!"

by vinroy7 May 29, 2016

shits the fan

To break or go south severely (when shit hits the fan).

Casey"Good thing my girlfriend has a nice car, I can use that when my car shits the fan."
Alex: "Yeah but what if your relationship shits the fan"?

by bostoncasey August 21, 2018

Shitsack

When you shit your pants.

“Man,I just went in my pants,and now I have a shitsack to deal with.”

by jim6471 September 8, 2019