Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.

PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.

by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010

pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.

George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.

by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009

rock spider

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.

Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.

by Furmy September 19, 2006

Spices

The reason why Europeans went looking for the West Indies ... according to their letters sent home to their wives and children.

Not to be taken literally - the explorers actually meant spices as in sexy tan Indian women.

Columbus: Yo Dona, I found so many spices. I'm going to be so f'ing rich when I sell them!

Dona: (to self) I love it when my man isn't home

Columbus: (to self) Sexy hot women! Woo-hoo!

by Mr. 29 September 26, 2010

Trap Door Spider

All women are Trap Door Spiders. They are sneaky, cunning killers that will eat your manhood and your soul if you aren't careful. These creatures are known to lead you into their underground tunnels with false hopes and promises, only to take everything a man holds holy. All females are Trap Door Spiders, and this is indeed a manlaw.

Trap Door Spider= "I love hanging out with you. You are so fun and you always make me laugh!"
Man= "I really like you too. We should hang out again sometime."
Trap Door Spider= "Oh you like me? We'll now I don't know what I should do...I'm very confused now and I'm thinking we should just be friends."

by A Group of Men who know the Truth December 10, 2008

anus spider

A type of arachnid that makes its home in the anus of an animal, typically found in livestock. Rarely is an anus spider found in a human host.

Anus spiders... ouch!

by Cdugan May 24, 2006

flying spider

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted

Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider

by AsianSpermWhale December 7, 2013