slothing

The act of having sexual intercourse with a person in the 'doggie style' position whilst leaning one's chest on their back with arms dangling down, much like a sloth.

I looked over and Cam was full slothing this chick.

by fulltime slother April 25, 2012

Smooth brain

a very cute brain

Smooth brain:
my brain: smooth, no weinkls, cute, cant think=no sad

Wrinkle brain:
yuor brain: BUMPY WEIRD, GROSS WRINKLES, UGLY!!!!!!!!, THINKS! = SAD!!

by funky homesickle November 28, 2020

Sloothered

An extremely drunken state of being.. usually far beyond the control of balance, social skills, and in some cases.. bodily functions. Often, the sloothered individual is the butt of many jokes the following day, and must be reminded of his or her actions due to the alcohol induced loss of memory. See also.. hammered, toasted, blasted, plastered

Damn bro... you must have been pretty sloothered last night. Do you even remember getting thrown out of the club for peeing in the potted plant?!

by Capn' Kingfish and crew. May 23, 2006

Smooth Handle

A massive penis.

Thomas Jefferson liked to have Sally Hemmings grab his smooth handle.

by ThomJeff1 December 30, 2010

Smooth operator

The definition of a smooth operator is Caoilfhinn O Donoghue and Ellen Fitzgerald after exactly 4 pints of orchard thieves

Don’t need to ask he’s a smooth operatorrrrrrr

by Smoothoperator74 June 19, 2023

Sid the Sloth

A very funny sloth from the movie Ice Age that causes destruction every step he takes. He is also very clumsy, and has a brain the size of a pea.

Sid the Sloth is so clumsy, incautious, and not so smart.

by Anonymous Sad Elephant January 10, 2017

Jay Smooth

When someone who enjoys anal pleasures takes a steaming hot shit on a hairy man's chest. This is usually followed by vomit and a premature ejaculation from an extremely small penis.

I went down to downtown Parkersburg last night to pick up a male hooker. I hate having to pay extra for a good Jay Smooth

by Dman12345 May 4, 2009