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Spider Monkey Sex Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.
by Segun A. May 14, 2005
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Spider Punch

A Spider Punch is performed when receiving oral sex from a female just before you ejaculate you pull your cock out of her mouth and cum in your hand. Once you have a nice wad of cum in your hand you fling it at her like a spider web and then punch her in the nose and make her bleed. The Spider punch is typically given as payback or revenge.
Jamie spider punched Mary-Lou for giving such a shitty blow job
by Marin3r January 10, 2008
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Spider money shot

This is the arachnid version of the common finishing scene in a porn. When the female spider eats the male spider at the end of making love, this is the spider money shot.

Also sometimes defined as the result if Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Brazilian Wandering spider and developed Priapism, the state of a permanent erection, and could spurn spider silk from his urethra. The end result would be a series of literal money shots with his webbing in order to rescue and or defeat a villain.
PETER!
SORRY AUNT MAY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE YOU A SPIDER MONEY SHOT.
by spidermoneyshot November 9, 2010
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pussy spider

A crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber vagina with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. Usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
George the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn't any decorations for Halloween so he whipped up a batch of pussy spiders from his old worn-out rubber vaginas.
by Shit Wizard March 26, 2009
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German soilder

A German male's circumsized penis. Called this because the head of the penis looks like a "soilder's" helmut.
I have a German soilder because I'm part German and my penis is circumsized.
by heyyo134 July 8, 2005
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rock spider

Usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.
Look at that "Rock Spider" perving on the kids at the swimming pool.
by Furmy September 19, 2006
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Sliders

People who show up to parties and don't pay for anything. They steal your beer and liquor without paying. You can spot a slider by hearing phrases such as:
"What kind of beer do you guys have?"
"Dude this party is awesome, can I have a beer?"
(walk in the door) "Next on the table"
(walk in the door) Amy: Hey guys sweet party
Chuck: ...thanks?
Amy: What kind of beer do you guys have? (holds a beer examining it)
Chuck: ...Keystone
Amy: Cool, next on the table!
Dave (to chuck): Sliders...
by SUUUWUUU February 16, 2010
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