soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Soggy Trumpet

Soggy Trumpet; the act of feltio delivered in a wet and wild manner

It was 4am down a dark alley and she gave me the Soggy Trumpet

by Maxpwr December 10, 2017

Soggy Doggy

When you do doggystyle but use your piss as lube.

My wife hates when when we do Soggy Doggy.

by Llama66 October 16, 2019

Soggy Mexican

When you are plowing someone's hole, then slap avocado on the hole and continue plowing until it turns into guacamole and both parties eat some

Dude 1: Bro, how was your date last night?
Dude 2: Man it was awesome! I gave her a Soggy Mexican after the movie.

by Nicknames_Are_Hard April 25, 2025

Soggy french-fry

A male genitalia that will not be erect.

I could have it with him, because he had a soggy french-fry.

by Prince P July 2, 2011

soggy sour

sour sobs uncontrollably when poggy leaves sos she gets spooggy

polywog___: "bye everyone <3"
Sourgreeen: "bye poggy"
polywog___: "bye soggy sour, i lub you"

by polywog__ July 19, 2022

soggy knickered

Refers to a female dripper and the state of her underwear/her knickers.

What are the girls like in your new job, Paul?

Brilliant - there's a lot of soggy knickered babes around me. Takes me 5-10 minutes to get up out of my seat.

by LoMy June 20, 2016