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Socrates

A person who asks questions to what seeminglycan not be answered. Reasons for these can be:

A. They wish to incite questioning within their conversation partner.

B. They genuinely are curious, stupid and/or foolish.

The word is a reference to the greek philosopher Socrates, who was known to question every answer he got.
Nobody knows if he was secretly being next level or if he was just being a dumb shit.

Either way, everyone got tired of his bullcrap.
A.

Adam: "Why are you a christian?"
Dave: "Because i believe in god."
Adam: "Why do you believe in god?"
Dave: "I see what you're doing here, Adam. Quit being such a Socrates and get back to work."

B.
Kjetil: "Who put my name on urban dictionairy
Steven: "Stop being a fucking socrates, dipshit."
by Edgar "Edgy" Tarsh March 15, 2020
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Sofa Pig

A retired police officer or a cop that rides a desk.

Or Can also be your pet pig just hanging out on a couch.
That sofa pig thinks he can still arrest people.

Or look at my fat sofa pig hee likes the choch alot
by Smoke rabbit March 20, 2020
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X:"do you know the New Jersey Boys?"
Sofia:"Yes!! I fucking love them!"
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Sofia

A mysterious introverted girl. She doesn't get noticed. She works hard for her dreams. She is a special rare person with rare talents. She has one best friend. She has a family issues. She has 4 imaginary friends that have been with her since she was 7 years old. She has a secret YouTube channel with 1M subscribers, her parents nor the school knows about it. She is very smart with a lot of wisdom at a young age. She's the rarest form because she's an INFJ and her zodiac is Cancer. She has rare marks on her body. She is psychic and can read minds by being in your perspective. She is very imaginative and has been to another magical dimension with her imaginary friends. She is the coolest, funniest, and bestest friend you can ever have.

I am that Sofia.
Sofia is so funny and cute and cool!
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Sofias

It is when 2 people called Sofie and Tobias love each other.
Jens: Haha you are Sofias
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sofia

Has multiple personality disorder. Can be very nice, very mean, or very confused. Enjoys intimidation as a hobby.
Wow that girl has such weird mood swings. Must be a sofia.
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Sofa yeet day

September 19th

The day you throw sofas whilst listening to heavy metal, specifically wargasm
Robert - "happy sofa yeet day!"
Vivi - "lmao"
by Viviutubedefos September 19, 2020
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