the slow dump

The slow dump is when you have been on one date and are not feeling him or her anymore. Perhaps the banging was sub par. Whatever. First you slow down the amount of phone calls per day or week, and miss a few. Week two, fade from phone calls to just texting and then towards week three miss a few texts. Week four, miss more texts and then with the ones you do respond, use one word answers, and say things like I could but whatever, or ya I could do that but ya know. Weeks can also be replaced with days, and days with hours, to speed up answer with minimal words and if this doesn't work, just talk about lots of the fadees friends that you would like to hammer, or be hammered by depending on the sex of the slow dumper.

I went out with Jordan, I thought it went ok, but when I asked him/her to come to my piano recital, all I got was a text that read " ya know". Since then there is only replys to half my texts all in one word answers. I think getting the slow dump.

by TByrd July 29, 2016

Drinking Slow

A pussy way of drinking alcoholic beverages. Put cup to lips, sip, then put cup down and walk away.

This method is to be used by Catholics, pussies, and little bitches who only drink for fun.

Also for responsible people.

I’m having a party later, but I think I’m just going to be drinking slow tonight.

by Lb6188 May 3, 2018

slow wise

an awsome grandpaw he is a hard worker defnleat loving and loves horses

i love slow wise and alwas will

by dylan ray ray February 7, 2018

National Act Slow Day

December 6th is national act slow day, a day where you act slow and retarted all day .

Alex: December 6th you know what that means...
Brie: National act slow day..

by Jayla Cat December 4, 2019

Slow-venian

An individual born with a Slovenian background that is a slow runner.

Even though both sets of my kid’s fathers were considered the quickest in Canada at their highest points of their track days, because of my Slow-venian background, all 4 turned out to be quite the opposite of the fastest.

by KathyWoudz December 7, 2019

Slow Franklin

When your darling sits on your face and you use their asshole as an oxygen mask

Yeah my wife came home last night and gave me a Slow Franklin. My neck still hurts!

by Dipshit Leonard April 2, 2020

Slow Hand Sock

A slow hand sock is when you quickly try and find a sock to cum in but you are too late to put it on your dick so you cum all over your hand and a tiny bit on the sock.

Oh god my cum is everywhere!
Thats a slow hand sock!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020