Slow Shift

When you try to capitalize a word but accidentally capitalize the second letter instead. Usually happens on important documents, such as resumes and letters to your mother-in-law.

Business Owner: I'm sorry sir, but we can't accept your resume due to multiple slow shifts in it.
Guy who wanted job: wHat aRe yOu tAlking aBout?

by Omniscient Terminialogicalinex October 7, 2010

Slow Roll

An average of 38+ km/h

Scott Henshaw got on the front of the bunch and did a "slow roll"

by Exchange August 10, 2015

Slow Cocking

A male friend slowly and sternly pretending to jerk off a very long big cock infront of someone in a lunch room.

Simone was slow cocking infront of her friends over lunch

by Kaitiedid September 24, 2022

Slow Cook

To be misleading to someone by being nice to their face just to make fun of them behind their back.

Why are you talking to that weird kid?

Naw I’m just trynna slow cook him.

by Skoodiloo Child September 20, 2021

Slow boi

A slow person

Like “will” he just spit it out the slow boi
CWO

by Sososoapy January 18, 2025

slow

samantha madison argiento

sam c: yeah your slow

sam a: yeah i know

by kdbjwkdbkwjdbd July 6, 2019

Slow Moe

When you bend over and let someone slowly insert their penis into your anus.

Cory bent Darin over and gave him the Slow Moe.

by JLDub November 9, 2023