Sleep Carpentry

Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.

"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."

"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."

"Bro."

by Schderp May 12, 2014

Ugly Sleep

When you take a beauty sleep and wake up still ugly as fuck.

my girlfriend attempted a beauty sleep yesterday but took an ugly sleep instead, she woke up looking like a confused killer whale

by Pardible April 18, 2016

long sleep

Peaceful death

Work sucked I’m ready for the long sleep

by Ditullio650 October 17, 2019

Sleep deprovillia

When you haven’t slept in 2 days and are tired out of your mind after a science exam with your best mate lexie

Don’t blame me it’s sleep deprovillia

by Deprovillia April 15, 2020

Sleeping Burito

This happens when the inside of a sleeping bag contains food inside of it, preferably beef, becoming a sleeping burito that screeches ear-breaking sounds into your ear, usually screaming "EAT ME!!!"

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that story about food in a bag?
Guy 2: Yeah you mean the sleeping burito that screams at you!

by Zā November 20, 2019

Window sleep

A need to sleep with the windows open

You suffer from window sleep

by BigIanDries June 18, 2018

Sleep Clashing

When you are tired but clash of clans is life.

Friend: sup bro what are you doing?

Me: nothing much just Sleep Clashing

by THEONLYHARDWAY March 19, 2019