Sleeping Bagging, sometimes colloquially referred to as the Reverse Birth, is a proposed sexual move involving two adult humans, one of which must be female, whereby the female's vaginal canal and uterus are accessed in a manner analogous to entering a sleeping bag.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
The technique was first described in early 2006; by 2009 the appearance of Octomom raised hopes that a female possessing sufficient vaginal elasticity might exist. This prompted an investigation into its feasibility; however, scientists have since concluded that, if it were implemented, Sleeping Bagging would have a 100% mortality rate for the female. Experts also believe that it would likely result in severe compressive injuries, hypoxia, and psychological trauma for the other partner. For these reasons, Sleeping Bagging remains a purely theoretical conjecture.
by Reverse Birther July 19, 2011
Get the Sleeping Baggingmug. Basically go to sleep without putting an alarm.
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Who knows how long you’ll be asleep, 30mins........4 hours? Who knows, it’s dangerous and I like it
Johnny played Suicide Sleep last night, missing the bus and getting a beating from his mom
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
“What did you do Johnny to miss the bus?”
“Suicide Sleep Mom”
*beats the shit outta him*
by HugDick September 27, 2019
Get the Suicide Sleepmug. The false belief that you can somehow "pay yourself forward" for an upcoming real or potential lack of sleep.
"Won't you be tired staying up all night?"
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
"Naw, I slept in till the crack of noon. I got sleep credit"
"Sleep credit? Man, that's not real! Sleep isn't an iTunes gift card. You can't save up extra sleep and cash it in at a later date"
"yeah huh I can"
"You're stupid, sleep for 16 hours straight and then stay up for 48 hours in a row and let me know how that sleep credit works out for you."
by bigcatdaddy June 4, 2015
Get the sleep creditmug. by Sleep God June 13, 2014
Get the Sleep Godmug. When a relative's girlfriend is swaddled in your bed yet somehow you're able to penetrate her anally okay
Monica ran out of here real fast the other morning after he pulled the sleeping Leroy
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back
Don't try the sleeping Leroy or she will never come back
by 🔥FiReSpAnK🔥 May 14, 2021
Get the sleeping leroymug. When a guy is sleeping, you rub their penis, thus getting the "stiff" and they wake up with a wonderful feeling.
"Omg I am totally gonna pull the sleep stiffer on him when I'm bored and he's still sleeping"
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
"Yeah last night my gf did the sleep stiffer and we fu(ked."
by pinkdinko April 6, 2010
Get the sleep stiffermug. Related to the music industry
-When ur too lazy to leak the original so you sleep on it and pretend to leak something thats already available
-When ur too lazy to leak the original so you sleep on it and pretend to leak something thats already available
by Breezybabie February 21, 2022
Get the sleep leakmug.