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Bicycle skeet shooting

A game in which you seek out people riding bikes and attempt to throw a football (throw anything really, but preferably a football) at the bike wheels in order to get them to fall. A game along the lines of throwing sticks in front of online skaters a la Big Daddy.
"Do you know what bicycle skeet shooting is?"
"Are you going to shoot me on my bike?"
"No, I'm going to throw a football at your bike wheels."
"You're a dick. That sounds like such a redneck game."
by Kromclovinfasho2 September 17, 2011
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skeet

excretion of manspackle in or upon an object
With Kirstyn, I can skeet in her birth controlled vag. But with Tori, she tells me to pull-out and skeet wherever, so I skeet skeet in her blender and make her mom a protein shake.
by BSA January 3, 2006
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a-skeet

A-Skeet, when a Jack Rustman, and a Phil Persha, see something that is either comical, sexy, or something that is buggin one of them two, they can chant A-Skeet. Also deriving from the word skeet, a-skeet mo-fucker, a-skeet goddamn
That bitch just ate some serious shit when she slipped on that, a-skeet that was muther fuckin funny, A-SKEET!
by Phil Persha November 14, 2004
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skeet skeet

when you want to sound "gangsta" or parody rap lingo...use freely and in excess.
most importantly, pretend you're unaware of its other meaning.
sup fools? skeet skeet. what's crack-a-lackin up in herrrre? skeet skeet.
by erindahood December 23, 2007
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skeetch

Bump,dip,rail,line
Generally Imported Columbian Cocaine,can be cut with crystal methanphetamine. Generally this word is used in a circle of those who smuggle or deal cocaine. Mules generally carry skeetch inside their rectums.
The lost coke fiend turned to muleing coke for Storm so that she could get some skeetch in return.
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Roxy let Stormie loosen her anal canal with his stretched out 10" cock so that she could carry 2 keys instead of one, thus growing his profit margin by 100%
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Roxy let TC and Storm double fuck her anus in return for some Meth.
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A Cranksters delusion of reality, calling Meth cocaine.
by Roxies Daddy April 3, 2003
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Skeeters

Two very small breasts...so small they resemble mosquito bites. Spraying a little 'Off' bug spray on them may make them disappear comopletely.
Bess has little skeeters!
by Bug123456 March 6, 2009
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Skeeter

A girl who is involved in actions that would constitute calling her a bitch, whore, skank, slut or any other variations of words that means she sleeps around and will fuck anything that walks.
"Yo you wanna get some pussy tonight?"
"Hell yeah bro."
"Okay man, i'll call up the skeeters"
by B Wil March 23, 2010
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