A girl who is kind and cute. She is supportive and chases after her dreams. But be aware, she is a whiny baby that constantly needs some sort of attention. Call her in the morning! :)
by BeckhamSalinger September 12, 2020
Get the Simonemug. by CallMeTrashPlz August 20, 2017
Get the Simonemug. Simon A is a type of human which has been geneticaly modified by gods. These human beings have extremely complex DNA structure that permits them to absorb any information, oraly or visualy given. Their spacial-visual skill is a such a great level (§>99.9%) that they mostly perform great in life; not only in a academic sense but also with their social lives and their sexual life.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
It is very rare to encounter a Simon A and knowing it because they often look like normal human beings and act like normal human beings, except for their capability of never gaining weight, never losing fights and never getting rejected.
Side note: They often like to call themselves Simon A because in ancient latin-egyptien(from nabi culture), this name stands for : Vastly Superior.
"I once knew a Simon A" said an old man, "he was always better at everything and he always had beautiful girls hogging him.
by LordArcyus October 31, 2020
Get the Simon Amug. I got sexually assaulted and harassed by the homophobic kids in my year and the school did nothing about it because i'm not a woman therefore "its just a joke"
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
oh and the teachers take sides very easily without knowing full context (I was quite literally being called slurs so I made a "i fucked your dad" joke and I got told off for it)
Friend 1: Why do you go to St Simon Stock Catholic School?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
Friend 2: You think I willing choose to go to that shithole?
by SnodlandDominoes May 13, 2022
Get the St Simon Stock Catholic Schoolmug. Simoned is the act of bringing your child or your children on a first date or a late night meetup for casual sex.
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
A Simon is a guy who sees no problem with this.... "I don't care... if a chick's kid is watching us, it's no different than their pets". A true Simon gets down no matter when, where or what. Kids, pets, grandparents, neighbors, they all have no effect on a Simon when he has his laser sights are set on the poon!
Man...I was so Horney the other night...I Simoned this chick at the crack Ambassador Motel on 50. Her 3 yo kid was passed out on the bed next to us. After I finished (about 7 minutes later) I told her I was leaving and she got upset because she came all the way out there and brought her son too, she was like: "I thought we were gonna chill together for a bit".
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
Simon: "B#@!H This aint no stay-cation....I got what I needed... I'm out"
She got SIMONED 100!!
by Skin Hitter July 10, 2024
Get the Simonedmug. by Slang king October 5, 2021
Get the Simonemug. A philosophical perspective that acknowledges the inherent chaos and indifference of the universe while rejecting total despair. It embraces the human spirit’s defiance against meaninglessness, asserting that while life may have no predetermined purpose, individuals can carve out their own meaning through struggle, resilience, and personal creation. Rooted in existential awareness, Simonic Nihilism finds beauty in the act of resisting fate, choosing to fight against the void rather than succumbing to it.
Even as he faced insurmountable odds, he lived by Simonic Nihilism—if life was chaos, he would meet it with his own defiance.
by userblank264972 March 18, 2025
Get the Simonic Nihilismmug.