Shmeed

It means lobster in kepanese

Would you like some shmeed

Shmeed by Kepanentan November 20, 2020

schmear schmeet

The definition of schmear shmeet is to have no personal emotinal touch and to be robotic or computorised

After no sleep and pulling a double shift, i'll be like a real schmear schmeet on my date tonight

schmear schmeet by allykeefic and ash February 2, 2006

Poo-sheet 

1. A sheet on which one may wipe one's faeces.

2. Toilet paper.

"Damn, I just used the last Poo-sheet! Wish I hadn't eaten that curry now..."

Poo-sheet by SallyBean January 20, 2008

One Sheet Wonder 

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.

Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"

Patrick: "So jealous brah."

One Sheet Wonder by airborne8 February 23, 2011

Green Sheet 

a sheet used in the capture of wood pigeons, to obscure the view of oneself

that green sheet technique really upsets them woodies!

Green Sheet by welshyeightzero July 25, 2011

shacker sheet 

The sheet hung to hide you having a good time from your fraternity brothers

I couldn't even see him with his girl last night because of his shacker sheet.

shacker sheet by Maheis April 14, 2015

No Shmeat 

The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat

This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat.

No Shmeat by Shhhhheannnnnnn Hughes March 22, 2017