salado

Small town on I-35 between Austin and Waco, anchored by the historic Stagecoach Inn. Lots of retirees, and a golf course along the Mill Creek. Many shops and boutiques to cater to many day-trippers. Folks commuting to Temple and Austin live here. Heavily Republican and well to do. Lots of retired military. A school board that chose to not allow the school children to watch Pres. Obama on TV address the nation's youth. A small art colony, an interest in music and live theatre keeps the community diversified. Race and culture are not diversified.

small republican retired salado historic

by temeg December 6, 2010

Salaar

an extremely legit faggot who seduces everyone around him and has natural attractive power. he is very funny, but can sometimes be the biggest douche you will ever meet.

girl 1: you're not invited to my party.
girl 2: dude stop being such a salaar! youre such a dick, but im completely mesmorized by you!

by riffraff305 April 1, 2009

tossed salad

to lick a bunghole

last night your mom tossed my salad

by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003

Toss my salad

As told by Chris Rock (the greatest)- Having your asshole eaten out with Jelly or syrup.

Reporter: So when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?

Prisioner: Well the first thing ah do, Is make em' toss mah salad.

Repporter: Toss my salad? What's that?

Prosoner: Havin' yo' salad tossed, means havin' yo' asshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. I p'efer syrup.

by Wow. I really Rock. It's not even funny how much I friggin rock. It's shocking. October 1, 2005

chocolate salad

The act of eating a male or female's anus after they drop feces.

After Kirk took a crap, Murk cleaned his friend by giving him a chocolate salad.

by Rob231 April 20, 2006

Hawiian Salad

When you eat a salad before you have sex, then you shit green shit on a girl's headThe girl has to be light skinned to fully be a Hawiian Salad (Not white).

I hawiian salad a girl last night.
That girl after I Hawiian Salad on her looked like a palm tree.

by ZQJ September 20, 2010

Salad Bowl

I'm from the saladbowl of the world which is Salinas, C.A.

The salad bowl is in Monterey county

by RayRay October 2, 2003