relstiondhipable

Adjective describing a person who is capable of being in a loving relationship despite claims to the contrary.

Projecting your self doubts and thinking you're unlovable is bad, you're relstiondhipable

by IareGM April 15, 2022

Relaptionship

Entering into a new relationship after completing rehab which results in relapse.

Bro, you just got out of rehab and hooking up with that girl you met there will only result in a relaptionship.

by Handy Anne October 21, 2022

I don't think im ready for a realtionship

A phrase said when your girlfriend wants to break up with you but doesn't want to hurt your feelings but on the inside she hates you deeply

Girlfriend:I don't think im ready for a realtionship

you:I know what that means just fucking say whats wrong with me

Girlfriend:idk

by Mr.Edmentia April 15, 2022

open relationship

A " slut", probably has every STD to " mankind". In other words.. a " nasty" girl. :) A girl who can't commit, and likes to steal other people's crushes/ boyfriends and acting promiscious to " spite" because because she has a " black heart". Someone you deffo don't want to be around with, or be friends with. She'll steal your man, and sleep with her and back stab you, and provoke fights and tell lies about you. Also known as a " ghetto chick".

Jaque is a nasty girl, she's trying to win Jason's heart while she's in a open relationship. He's rejected her thousands of times due to being dirty, and hideous to the sight. He likes Angela for her mind, and not her body. It's also her Destiny. It's her father/ husband. It's Destiny's Child.

by Minialba03 September 1, 2016

Relationship Cycle

The pattern of a couple getting together, deciding to break up, hating each other with a vengeance for some time, and getting back together again, starting the cycle anew.

Process can repeat indefinitely.

Usually annoys the hell out of those acquainted with the couple in some way.

THE RELATIONSHIP CYCLE

John: I love you...
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

Jane: No, you can't hang out with your friends in Vegas this weekend. I want you here.
John: You've become such a demanding bitch. That's it. I'm breaking up with you and going to Vegas! Maybe I'll find someone better there!
Jane: Well, fuck you then, asshole! I never want to see you again!

Jane: That son of a bitch dumped me. It's really over this time.
Ashley: Are you sure? You always take him back, Jane.
Jane: No, this time for real.

3 WEEKS LATER:
John: Baby, I miss us. Our relationship together was the greatest time of my life. I'm sorry for what I said. Take me back. I can't be without you.
Jane: I've missed you too. Come on, I want to make it up to you...
"THIS STAGE OFTEN LEADS TO MAKE UP SEX"

John: That was amazing Jane. I love you..
Jane: I love you too. :) . Being together with you is the greatest feeling in the world.

AND IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON...

by Happens to Everyone June 19, 2011

Relationship

A bond between to people, that at first looks like happiness and joy but always ends in failure, pain & tears! It's a trap, so live your life with good limits without it.

Sue and Jack have been in a relationship in 2 years. Jack broke up with Sue, because she went from being godess to boring. Sue is in pain and tears and have problems comming over Jack.

by Lola19293 August 18, 2015

platypus relationship

The awkward relationship between a guy and a girl that is impossible to be defined and catagorized, it is different and/or a random combination of relationships defined by terms such as "just friends", "best friends", "bfgf", "friends with benefit" or anything else. The relationship may or may not be everchanging.

My friend is in a platypus relationship with this girl, its driving him crazy.

by panda8585858585 May 17, 2011