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Randy's Penis

The greatest penis to make fun of and joke about
Hey Kev, I took a shower last night and Randy's Penis was inscribed on the mirror.

Kevin heard Randy's Penis slapping the walls of his wife's pussy while Kevin was going downstairs for a midnight snack.

Kevin struck Randy's Penis with his oddesy putter while Randy was about to putt.
by All Axcess Landscaping December 30, 2024
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Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass
by Vcdf January 22, 2026
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Randy the candy

Randy the candy is when a guy named randy walks up to you and pulls down your pants and shows a lollipop up your ass
by Vcdf January 22, 2026
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Randy

“Road-Handy”

A handjob given while in the car
“dude where’d you go last night
my girls house. on the way I got a Randy
by fumperdynk February 26, 2026
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Randy

The act of placing underdog bets between the hours of midnight-3 am. Usually because your kid woke you up, but also because value never sleeps.
Randy- I Randy’d at least 4 slips last night. All are now .85x or lower even!

Mousebagg- Value secured. ✅

Mousebagg- my kid pissed the bed at 2 am. Thankfully I was able to lock in a couple Randy’s though.

Randy- Value secured. ✅
by Mousebagg March 5, 2026
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Randin

A hobosexual monster that inhabits the basements of single mothers and leaves bottles of urine strewn about. He is toothless due to his terrible hygiene and is known to use narcissistic tactics to trap his victims.
Oh no, poor Stacy! She has a Randin and can’t get rid of it.
by Cricket B May 25, 2025
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Randy Marsh Black Ass kisser

A white person or any other race in essence who ass kisses any kind of African culture based on merits.

-The term is in reference to Fictional South Park character Randy Marsh kissing a African named jesse jacksons ass for using the racial slur Nigger on accident. in the show script; Jesse made sure to get a picture for the local news paper as well!
"Randy Marsh Black Ass kissers giving stipends from reparations to people who manipulate a system to give them something many people in dire need will never see"
by The absolute August 18, 2025
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