bone slap the priest

When the food lookin fresh, you say it. The waiters at gore may restaurants say it when they serve wine to a roman attic couplem

Mah gurl made me some mac and the cheese. Dont mind if I do!😣 Bone slap the priest!

by Ty a rone December 12, 2016

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 30, 2018

a rape of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests.

be careful timmy, i hear there is a rape of priests lurking around camp.

by Anony666mous December 15, 2019

a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019

Living in the present

Staying open and being loyal

To achieve a good relationship, we must living in the present by being open and staying loyal

by Pink gin May 19, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

No nut november preseason

When it's October and u are beating ur meat atleast 4 times a day in an effort in preparing yourself for no nut november

DON: I am beating atleast 2 times a day
JAKE: What why
DON: ITS no nut november preseason

by Sauceorloss September 30, 2020