Poop Knuckle

The result of an improper angle of approach when wiping your ass from a particularly messy poop-session. Poop gets on your knuckle. Usually occurs when you lift a cheek to the side and attempt a wipe.

Steve liked to lean to the left when he wiped his ass. This often resulted in a nasty case of poop knuckle.

by Bspot January 14, 2008

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Unicorn Poop

A large assortment, about twenty or more of colorful gumballs all fused together through chewing, creating a colorful, gooey, juicy mess.

Having too large of an amount of Unicorn Poop can cause you to choke from its juicyness, size, and amazing rainbow colorness.

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"Ghlkjae-amah" Andrew mumbled. "What did he say?" asked Sam. "Oh, I don't know, he's obviously choking on unicorn poop." Kenny replied.

by Riotfish October 14, 2010

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poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.

I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.

by Pete Dick January 10, 2008

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Poop Knife

An idea, tool or tradition that was originally thought to be ubiquitous, then discovered to be unique to one's own social group (usually a family), then finally revealed to be far less unique than one thought, though still rare enough that an average person will likely not know about it.

The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.

I thought it was just my family that celebrated Three Kings' Day. Turned out to be a poop knife.

by thorvindr May 28, 2019

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