stretchmark park

A zoo or other park frequented by mothers and their children.

Mallory took the kids to stretchmark park to look at all the animals.

by JackSweet72 June 19, 2011

Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

by Hbriz November 2, 2011

cuddle-park

“Cuddle-park,” or “cuddle-parking,” refers to when someone parks so close to your car that it’s almost as though the cars are cuddling.
Not a good thing.

"That guy parked right on the line next to my car. I have to do yoga just to get in!"
"Ugh, I hate it when he cuddle-parks."

by RLS December 10, 2013

Normandy Park

Normandy Park, Washington is a small bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma. It's along Puget Sound with large homes on huge lots. Several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. It's very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. It's also a very rich city. Growing up in Normandy Park is like growing up in Bellevue.

"Hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? "

"No, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm."

"oh I forgot, man, you live in Normandy Park. "

by Urban Planning Dude October 7, 2016

pigeon park

Where sad emos hang out and sit on graves listening to My Chemical Romance in Birmingham city centre.

Emo: omg can't believe My Chemical Romance broke up, I'm so depressed. This is why my eyeliner is so smudged bru

Chav: dude you so emo you sit in pigeon park and slit your wrists

by I'm not o fucking Kay July 25, 2017

penis parker

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben(both the human and the rice) When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

by KENthebird August 9, 2017

Kevin (Park)

Also known as Young Suh. Is a hype beast. Rides off brother (Wonki) for Yeezys. Also wears fake bred 1s. VERY VERY short. Like shorter than Grace (Jeong) short. Claims to play guitar but never practices. Claims to be good at basketball, but realistically is not.

He's so small and thinks he's good at basketball, he must be a Kevin (Park).

by the two amazing friends November 25, 2017