Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .

Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016

Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

Penguin Server

A server on discord where people will try to start drama with you as well as attempt to press you out of the server

Join Penguin Server discord.me/penguin

by Penguin Server November 20, 2017

Pengineer

Prostitute

I pay this ho a lot, but it's worth every penny because she's a real Pengineer .

by Drandmrevil January 14, 2018

penguinnese

Penguinnese is a language penguins use to communicate with each other and other creatures if needed. Only penguins and those who's religion is penguin can understand this language. Some of the sounds of this language meaning many things are: Noot noot, squawkkkk, a a a eeh, sqooowkkkk and etc.

Bob: Hey Mark, can i get some lessons on penguinnese?

Mark: Sure! Just make sure you believe in penguins first, otherwise you will not be able to learn penguinnese.

by Pengiii June 1, 2018