Beer Pee

The act of drinking beer and peeing simultaneously. Having already drunk large quantities of beer makes the act even more incredible.

Seamus is beer peeing! It's the best thing I've ever seen!

by garthvanderhoff August 3, 2010

Micky Pee's

n. Sexual act; When two men stand on opposite sides of a girl and urinate upwards, allowing the urine to fall down onto the girl in the shape of two "golden arches."

A play on McDonald's or Micky Dee's

Rob and I totally got to pull a Micky Pee's on Sarah last weekend.

by Paperfilm January 21, 2009

pee balloon

Holding the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis at the end so no liquid can escape and then urinating so the foreskin fills up with wee like a balloon

Everyone is out on Friday night so I’m going to do a pee balloon in the shower

by Chopper MK 50 June 19, 2021

Homo Pee

The act of peeing while upside down and gurgling water, both at the same time. An extremely difficult task which can only be performed by the expert.

Drew: Hey
Marcus: Hey what's up?
Drew: Nothing much, I'm just busy
Marcus: With what?
Drew: Homo peeing....
Marcus: Oh, Lemme try!

by Something Forgotten February 26, 2009

pee legs

When someone (usually a dude) is peeing and some of the pee splashes off of the toilet bowl onto the person's legs.

"Oh man, I totally got pee legs. I guess I'll just wipe them down on my roommate's towel.

by Tetraaaaaad August 25, 2010

Wee pee

Desperately needing the toilet for a pee, but when you get there only little droplets or a small wee comes out, not satisfying your need to pee.

person 1: Did you enjoy your pee?
Person 2: no I still need one, I only had a wee pee.

by PhyscoKaylz May 21, 2016

rest in pee

What you say when a goldfish dies and you flush it down the toilet. Abbreviated RIP.

My goldfish died and I flushed him down the toilet this morning, RIP (that means rest in pee).

by awmm October 5, 2020