evan and pattie 

The hottest couple in the entire world that everyone is completely jealous of. Everyone wants to have an Evan and Pattie relationship.; A term that refers to a really amazing couple.

Person 1: Have you seen that couple? They have such an Evan and Pattie relationship!
Person 2: I wish I could be like them!!

evan and pattie by merfthesmurf January 1, 2012

Participation Ribbon 

Similar to a trophy wife, only without the appeal. Rarely wears make-up or flattering outfits, opting instead for mom jeans and baggy t-shirts. Travels by minivan, often with beads, a dream catcher or a Hawaiian lei hanging from the mirror. Not likely to have had any augmentation or surgical improvements done, instead believing in "natural beauty." Much less likely to be served with divorce papers upon turning 40.

Wow, look at the lady in curlers driving the Aerostar. That's beyond a second place trophy wife. She's a downright participation ribbon. She should really get that mole on her face checked out!

Participation Ribbon by PylonSTL September 9, 2010

Happy Patties 

Before a man has anal sex with a woman, He puts lettuce in her rectumm and proceeds to ram it in. After it is thouroughly rammed, he urinates on it and then eats it.

Screw iceburg lettuce, happy pattie lettuce is the bomb!

Happy Patties by Jakemasta flex June 9, 2003

Robert Pattinson

the most sexiest, inhumanly, gorgous person alive... who should be locked up for being so good looking.

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Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson by DieHard Twilighter March 24, 2009

robert pattinson

What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career

Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!

My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson

robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks

robert pattinson by talking space monkeys April 15, 2009

partial truth 

The communication of discriminate pieces of factual information as deemed appropriate by the person making those communications in order not to have to disclose the entire truth because of the prolonged time of explaining the entire truth or possible ramifications thereof.

"Johnnie told Susan only the partial truth, so that she couldn’t really comprehend that he was sleeping with Julie on the side."

partial truth by Brent Miller and Lynne Bebout December 2, 2007

Panties 

The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.

"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."

Panties by SlimCharly October 24, 2018