Cabbage Patch Doll

Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.

My girlfriend let me do a Cabbage Patch Doll on her last night.

by Millo92 January 21, 2022

patch cable

A short omnidirectional cable. Can use any connector standard as long as it's ends are identical.

I used a patch cable to connect the tape deck with the amplifier, you don't need a long cable.

by Genesix December 14, 2021

sour patch

when someone has a clump of pubic hair that is a different color than the rest of their pubes

bro, I need to redye my sour patch, I've got a girl coming over.
I saw his sour patch last night

by Impossiblebooty December 26, 2021

patches

a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.

put socks on before patches shows up again…

by Sc0opy January 31, 2022

Blue sour patch gummy

Some one who is lucky to find a gem
Like Emily. And someone who is talking to someone else that is way out of there league.

Please Roberto you are a whole blue sour patch gummy.

by Websters dikssionary February 12, 2022

Patch's Law

When you argue with somebody online and they resort to calling you a Nazi, They have violated Patch's Law, and therefore, have automatically lost the argument. A variant of Ad Hominem, but never taken seriously.

Person 1: I got in an argument on twitter and the other guy violated Patch's Law, So I automatically won the argument.

Person 2: Who are you? how did you get in my house?

Person 1: Don't worry about it, do you have a minute to talk about our Lord and savior Jesus Christ?

by AlduinsSpicyFart April 14, 2022

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020