parlor snake

A deceitful and promiscuous man who calls on naive women and carries out most of his dealings in the parlor of the women in question. Somewhat like a snake in the grass. Seen primarily in fiction of the pre-World War I era.

I don't know why she even sees him! He is a complete parlor snake!

by jfw1926 November 25, 2013

Park Slope Speedball

Combination of Xanax and Starbucks cold brew coffee favored by the hipster mom and dad set.

Pushing Junior around Brooklyn all morning isn't tolerable without my daily dose of the Park Slope Speedball

by Mr. Dyche August 2, 2016

Park Seonghwa

One of the most beautiful and talented men out there.

A beast on-stage but a sweetheart off-stage.

One hell of a dancer with powerful vocals.

Also one of the 8 members of ATEEZ, a K-POP group signed under KQ Entertainment. They debuted in 2018 and have great songs with great choreographies which you should definitely check out ;)

Person A: Hey, did you see this fancam of Park Seonghwa performing HALA HALA?
Person B: Yeah, that's the best thing I've ever seen. I regret not finding ATEEZ earlier.

by straysue May 10, 2019

Party Jumper

An uncontrollable and raging erection stemming from commotion in a social setting.

Wendy walked by to grab a beer and Steve immediately got the party jumps.

Noun;Singular: party jumper

Plural: party jumps

by Millerman69 June 21, 2019

Parft

The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.

After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.

by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020

trailer park yuppie

Young, materialistic trailer park residents. They often occupy double or triple wide manufactured homes and usually have all the trappings of more typical yuppie forms. Though they live in a mobile home community, they are separated from their trailer trashneighbors by tasteful clothing, nice furniture, and a penchant for fine wine and/or cigars.

"Shannon carries a Tory Burch tote and always orders the most expensive wine on the menu, but lives in the worst trailer park in town!"
"Yeah, she's such a trailer park yuppie!"

by Shanoe August 25, 2008

Butte Party

A social gathering occurring in the southwestern Montana town of butte where males gather to pursue the carnal pleasures given by swamp donkeys, bridge trolls, and dragons. These mythical creatures, although rarely seen, are also known to the rest of the world as women or butte queens. Another defining aspect of the butte party is that all involved, are safely inebriated and in bed by 10:00 PM. On a side note the ratio between guys to girls is somewhere between the range of 5 and 12 to one.

Dude everyone here is dudes and they're all really drunk it must be a butte party.

by suicidalengineer September 11, 2010