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blooming onion 

way of saying how garbage a person of color's haircut is. especially if its bunched up on the top of their head.
person 1: that nigga got a wicked haircut.

person 2: that shit looks like a blooming onion.
blooming onion by busa quikie August 12, 2024

Dumpster Onion 

It’s a nasty ass old bubble gum pussy but for some reason you still want to taste it
I would eat that dumpster onion!

It was a single wide full of dumpster onions
Dumpster Onion by BYG$ August 15, 2024

sad onion 

Slang for a child aged 0-3 years.
2-year-old child: WAAAAH!
Jacob: Go back to your mum, you sad onion.
sad onion by ThomasWithoutAQ October 28, 2024

Blooming onion 

When you have a big penis and have interiors with a girl and destroy her ass or vagina looking like a blooming onion
Dude, I gave a hooker a blooming onion

chocolate onion boil 

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy
girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

Spanish onion

An act in which another person peels off layers of smegma from your penis kind of like the layers of an onion
"I didn't shower for 9 years so Charlie could give me a Spanish onion"
Spanish onion by Dan2Smeggy September 16, 2025