fire one out

to take a big fat massive shit...coined by Peter Griffin on Family Guy

Woman(Jennifer Love Hewitt's character): I can't believe you ordered a pie for an appetizer.
Peter: Don't worry I'll go fire one out in about 5 minutes and I'll be ready for dinner.

by Johnny Tats May 1, 2008

one sec

a phrase used to represent a period of time that is almost always more than one second long

"Just give me one sec to load in."

by billdoor July 29, 2018

The one time

The police

“Run nigga it’s the one time”

by Bootyeater300 October 2, 2019

public enema number one

Very similar to "public enemy number one"; perhaps a little worse (how much worse can it get?!?)

Jayden is public enema number one for stealing the food from the foodbank and throwing it into a burning dipsty dumpster!!! Man, what a class A-1 prick!!!

by Telephony January 24, 2011

Twenty One Pilots

Two beans make 2004 emo aesthetic screamo ukelele rap

"Man, I love Twenty One Pilots." "Me too man, I could listen to those two smol beans talk all day."

by BandtasticNipples September 4, 2016

one-upper

If you have had a bad day, a one-upper has had the absolute worst day of their entire life and possibly the worst in recorded history. If you met a hot guy on vacation, the one-upper banged Brad Pitt on vacation. If your brother bought you a really cool new CD for your birthday, the one-upper’s brother is God. The one-upper is the most obnoxious and hateable person you have ever met, but they are probably proud that they have one-upped everyone else you ever thought you hated.

I found twenty dollars in the street the other day and I was feeling pretty lucky, until that accursed one-upper told everybody that on that very day he discovered Donald Trump was his uncle. God, I hate that guy.

by Megsi February 23, 2008

Another One

A very annoying phrase that DJ Khaled says in the beginning of almost every song since January 2014. It used to be "We The Best", now it is "Another One"

Joey: Hey bro you gonna see that girl today?
Haseeb: We're just friends man
DJ Khaled: Another One, Another One.

by arsalansiddiqui November 18, 2015