Grilling Ham (noun): A clever tactic to avoid work or ignore a call. Originally based on the idea that someone was “too busy grilling ham” to respond, it now refers to any exaggerated excuse for getting out of something.
Sorry, boss, I can’t join the Zoom call—I’m in the middle of grilling ham.
or
Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
or
Mike called—he's going to be late, busy grilling ham.
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Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you
Also used in a way to show defense against someone who mocks you
(Example 1)
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)
Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull
Me: Man, this party is straight farm to nug bro, let's grill this cheese
Friend: Ight bro, this place is boring
(Example 2)
Yo i'm really bout to grill this cheese right now if he don't stop talking that bull
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