A sex move where just before penetration, you get up an hour early and just walk. Because with the Decatur public transit system, you're literally better off walking cuz if you don't, you're getting fucked!
by Ih8thebus April 9, 2024
Get the Decatur public transit systemmug. by Gottüberallesπ April 1, 2021
Get the Bortrovian Systemmug. A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018
Get the dingle-berry removal systemmug. by Bostar July 22, 2017
Get the system safadownmug. Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!
New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
Get the You Jack Systemmug. Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
Get the system of checks and balancesmug. by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
Get the Systemmug.