Hey, Rebecca, let's go back to your dorm for some board waxing, things are getting a little messy down there.
by Devinbam December 06, 2007
The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!
Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.
by Camden Scott April 22, 2025
The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.
by bzm June 03, 2004
I am waxing the boards as we speak.
by Jake O. July 11, 2008
this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of
"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"
by 5ende73ender January 08, 2017