Essex Polo Pony

Essex Polo is a team sport, in which the objective is to score a "goal" against an opposing mates girlfriend or boyfriend.

Players score by trying to sleep with opposing team's girlfriend The modern game is played in pubs and clubs - the term 'polo pony' is used when someone wins the game and the person being slept with becomes the

That's David, his girlfriend like's sports, she's a right essex polo pony

by Hawk303 July 6, 2011

One horse pony

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020

One Track Pony

Another way of saying One Hit Wonder, an artist known for only one song and nothing else.

Crazy Town is a famous one track pony with that song "Butterfly" in the early 2000s

by Phyterpilot April 19, 2019

Pink pony in the room

An issue that one pretends it doesn’t exist. Tension between people.

Let’s address the pink pony in the room.

by Donda Donda September 28, 2021

Pedro Pony Day

Pedro Pony Day takes place on the 2nd of September. It is a celebration of the creation of Pedro Pony (a Peppa Pig character) along with the creation of his friends.

Pedro Pony Day. 2/9

by Tammy Sandford August 21, 2021

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015

party pony pie

A pie in which you stick a plastic horse or pony figurine to celebrate a friend's birthday. Especially used if the figurine is Pinky Pie or is wearing a party hat.

We were too broke for candles this year and the store was out of cakes so we got him a party pony pie instead to celebrate in style!

by Harmonyprincess April 23, 2022