Your Nan: Ay yo, i think Im gonna noodle flip tonight
Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.
Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.
by a pot noodle October 27, 2020

by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018

by Ttoolman July 7, 2021

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

Kid: Mom what's taking so long!
Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017
