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Noodle Flip

When someone mixes: LSD, Shrooms, 2CB, MDMA, Ketamine, Weed, Mescaline, Nitrous & DMT.
Your Nan: Ay yo, i think Im gonna noodle flip tonight

Your Dad: Fuck me you’re gonna get slapped back into your dogs spaghetti.
by a pot noodle October 27, 2020
mugGet the Noodle Flipmug.

Frontal Noodle

I walked in on Jason while he was dressing and saw his frontal noodle!
by PoofterBoi June 6, 2018
mugGet the Frontal Noodlemug.

Roofing Noodles

Any pill to make the pain go away.
"Do you have some Roofing Noodles for this pain."
by Ttoolman July 7, 2021
mugGet the Roofing Noodlesmug.

Poop Noodle

The extracted fecal matter when 'milked' from a penis that has engaged in either anal penetrative sex or when consummating the creation of an Alabama Hot Pocket. It is actually the cumulative mixture of semen, fecal matter and whatever other gelatinous material that is in the cavity as it is congealed and infiltrates the urethra of the male member's penis during said activities. It will sometimes flow out into a pile of coiled poop linguine, hence noodle as to be inclusive of all noodle types of all cultures and types of persons.
That faggot just pulled his dick out and squeezed out a perfectly formed poop noodle on Matt Lieber's ass neck.
by Karl Hungus January 10, 2023
mugGet the Poop Noodlemug.

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.
Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!
by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013
mugGet the Noodle duecingmug.

noodle life

Craziest life ever
by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017
mugGet the noodle lifemug.

stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.
Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017
mugGet the stiff noodlemug.

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