Scuffin Muffin

A girl with a bad body but a nice face.

You know that really fat girl? Her face is actually kind of nice. She's such a scuffin muffin.

by DaCoachJr July 31, 2009

ass muffin

a term of endearment. A term an ass master may call someone they consider a friend.

My little ass muffin is home.

by Megdolly December 10, 2008

Wank Muffin

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious muffin product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank muffin."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank muffin."

3) "Wank Muffins. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 3, 2003

secks muffin

Noun1. a pimp that bakes

Noun2. a ghetto baker that gets chicks

Verb3. a prostitute that toasts bread

"Omg, the guy named J-Rick that works in the doughnut shop on garvey is a secks muffin."

by J-Rick Lu July 22, 2006

muffin man

A man that performs oral sex on a woman.

Susie seems to be glowing more than usual today. She must have been visited by the muffin man.

by itsjussme February 28, 2004

Dingleberry Muffin

N. a female's pubic hair that is matted up with semen, vaginal juices, menstrual blood, or any other fluid.

Sally: "My pussy hairs are starting to stick together. What the fuck?"

Stan: "You have a dingleberry muffin you stupid cunt. Why don't you wash your pubic hair, or better yet how about trimming that bush!"

by mvillemuffinman July 19, 2010

muffin tuckets

The folds of skin located betwinx a womens legs, otherwise known as vaginal lips... usualy of abnormal proportions

"I jus wanna grab you by the muffin tuckets and OOGA BOOGA!"

by Dr. Thomas Jay September 7, 2005