Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".

David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had been having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as of late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014

mustachery

A facility to purchase goods to take care of ones mustache

We shall stroll to mustachery to purchase ye olde wax

by Daus worm July 6, 2015

mustache authority

Derived from an occupy human rights video in which a man steps inside a residence and performs an illegal search and arrest all because he had a mustache that gave others the impression that he held some kind of real authority.

Guy- Man that guy had some real mustache authority going in their house like that in that video
Girl- Dude he didn't even have a mustache...

by B3K4H January 16, 2016

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.

"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."

by mehbehreh April 29, 2016

mustache tears

When droplets of liquid form on the ends of the mustache. Occurs when drinking frothy beverages, and/or vaping.

Tyler, how was that beverage? Your mustache tears make it look as if we're a most wonderful beverage.

That vape was so good, I have mustache tears of joy. Simply beautiful !

by Gnargomel December 6, 2016

mustache milk

The leftover Cummings from last nights dinner

1. A women's cum left on a mans mustache after a night of dinner.

You have a little mustache milk leftover.

by Llama dad January 8, 2017