Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

mopo

when a girl (or guy) make out and then pass out right after

We asked her if her hookup classified as a mopo.

The night is so much better if you mopo

I was so drunk last night I think I did a mopo. But I can't remember.

Was it a bad decision?

How can it be a bad decision if it was a mopo.

Wow, we had such a good mopo last night

by dawgy j April 3, 2010

mopping up

The process of completely cleaning up one's plate or bowl with bread after finishing a meal. Commonly associated with a Northern English roast dinner sopping in gravy, typically leaving a soup-like substance comprising of all elements of the roast.

Processes involve breaking parts off to wipe the plate, or immersing a whole slice in the pond of gravy to soak up before finishing it off with a knife a fork. One for the posh kids.

'Ere mum give me that plate - I'll do the mopping up, you have a lie down.

by Rich Lyons May 27, 2008

moped

A little bike.

I'm fin ride my moped to work.

by Lil Eazy Geek Squeazy December 16, 2008

mophobia

Fear of being cursed by a black man.

Arthur came down with a severe case of mophobia after knocking over that Brother's 40 at the domino game.

by Apuhl M'Diq Oud January 22, 2009

mophandlemama

Someone who takes pride in being very clean (only to be said by mental patients).

now the floor looks beautiful...
Thats why they call me mophandlemama...

by laura kkkkkkk September 12, 2007

moped chick

A girl who is a lot of fun, but you don't want your friends to see you with her.

Chris is a real moped chick. She is a lot of fun, but you don't want to be seen in public with her.

by TTwist February 4, 2008