Anal Monster

A female who offers anal sex or has had anal sex with more than one partner.

"Anal Monster" refers only to a female, and does not apply to a female that has only had anal sex once.

"Tara is wild, yo, she wanted to have mad anal"
"That girl is an anal monster, yo"

by mynameisraquel September 24, 2011

Virginia Monster Truck Tire

When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.

Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.

by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019

Spaghetti Monster

A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic

“Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster”

by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters.”

by matmudmonster September 18, 2021

One eyed monster

The one eyed monster is a penis, but it’s a way to scare kids away from sex.

Keep away from the one eyed monster!

by Sex education April 22, 2019

manstruating

anytime a man is acting like a girl i.e emotional, irrational, etc.. its is said that they are manstruating

dude did you see dan?!! he was watching the notebook and started crying, he must be manstruating.

by nicas4life July 6, 2008

menstrophobic

fear of having anything to do with a woman's menstral cycle.

Donna: Amy, Where's your man?

Amy: Aww...he's being menstrophobic.

by BeavBaby June 4, 2009