Midge

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

by Bigdick Luke & Jackson May 19, 2018

Midget porn

If you've ever wondered what a guy five foot nothing or shorter would look like fucking a girl in a magazine, your ex-wife, or even your mother, sit back, relax, and put on some midget poem.

Hey, that's the 4'11" DJ fucking who is that my ex wife fuck. The worst part about this video is this guy has a bigger dick than I do and he's 4'11". At least my ex wife is happy with the little dude. I'm turning off the midget porn for the night.

by Solid Mantis May 9, 2019

midget

Henry

Henry is a midget

by Spilled July 9, 2019

Jumbo Midget

An oxymoron describing a a giant midget.

You: "Damn, look at that short giant! "
Your Friend: "That's not a short giant its a Jumbo Midget."

by Vladimir Ruiz July 7, 2011

Green Midget

A Green Midget is a midget that's green and looks like a Shrek Jr. Most Green Midgets are easily upset and constantly whining about how hard it is being a short ogre for a living.

"Whaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oi oy hayt beyin a showrt baby shrek! WABABABABABA!"

Did you see that "Green Midget" walking down the street?
Yeah, that's Gorglamene, we call him Baby Shrek.

by OgreMingle August 31, 2018

Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

by Hitlerr May 31, 2007

Ass Midget

a person who is short tempered, good sense of humor, short, and an ass.

Lynn can be such an Ass Midget.

by A.Giant. February 8, 2009