Max

A child who is smart, even though he says otherwise. Sometimes cannot take a joke and has slight anger issues. He can overreact to things.

"Jeez Max, calm down!"

by yeeeeeeeeeeeę January 11, 2022

Max

Gay asshole who needs to grow up and start being funny, his voice is higher than Snoop Dogg and Max is christian. Go fuck urself Max.

"Ur such a Max"

by Pussydicklick January 17, 2022

Max

Probaly the most amazing person on planet earth, they always make sure their friends are okay and happy even though they can be bitch sometimes. They have the softest brown eyes that sparkle and glisten in the light. They'll do anything for their loved ones, litturally anything. Maxs are some of the funniest people ever who never fail to make you smile not once. They can have anyone fall down to their feet no matter what. They're smile is so sweet and kind, just one look and they can win anyone's heart. I love you more than anything else in existence, max <333.

Max: *sigh*, when will I ever find love?
Everyone else in existence: eXScUSE mE?

by Could be someone you know January 23, 2022

Max

Very nice guy but gets mad very easily. He adores sports and works out very often. He wants a girlfriend but is unable of getting one. He is a short guy who gets teased for it. He also has a very big one.

Max is awesome and has a HUGE one.

by UwUPapa12345678 January 28, 2022

Max

A manwhore who will sleep with just about any gender despite being a virgin and having a girlfriend. Personality is insufferable and is overall a pain in the ass in more ways than one. Everyone including yourself loves them and wants to be/is his friend.

God, Max is such a bitch. Can't wait to hang out with him later.

Stay away from Max, he slept with four people last night. Wish he would notice me...

by Mothica January 29, 2022

Max

Cretinated

max is so Cretinated

by anonymous January 30, 2022

Max

Max is a a person that is a great friend and boyfriend. He is very very pleasurable in bed. But he is also very very smart in other words. He uses his stronger vocabulary words in sentences and is a math wizard. He doesn’t strive for popularity or fame with him not being popular. He knows everyone he is around and is good at conversations. He is shyish and is always around the same people every weekend.

I really want a Max in my life right now.

by queenzayzay February 3, 2022