Let it marinate

When you get a haircut and it doesn’t look very good right away but eventually does 2 weeks later.

Guy: “my barber messed up my hair so bad”
Friend: “don’t worry, let it marinate”

by Johnhjr March 30, 2024

8 Grammi Macinato Fresco

Quando in Brawlhalla "macini" l'avversario alludendo al caffe'.

"Gli hai fatto '8 grammi macinato fresco."
"Gli hai fatto l'8 grammi."

by Olive77 July 10, 2024

Mountain Beaver Marinade

When you drink a mouthful of Mt. Dew, swish it around inside your mouth, spit it back out in your girl's pussy and then fuck it.

My girlfriend's bedroom has had an ant problem ever since I gave her that Mountain Beaver Marinade last week.

by Lord Tachungus March 22, 2025

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024