Matterbation

an individual that jerks off in the washroom at work

Matt disappears daily for a good vigorous session of Matterbation

by dumbass1 June 1, 2015

masterlating

To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.

I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind

by joecoolthefool August 19, 2015

masturbation Legend

Someone who can masturbate secretly in public.

I'm a masturbation Legend because I got off in my CCD teacher's office.

by IDONTMIND June 11, 2016

Mastergration

Someone who is going to be a master's graduate

He/She is attending his/her mastergration ceremony.

by The Best 2316 May 22, 2016

Masturbation radiation

Series of heat waves that comes from masturbating too hard

i had so much masturbation radiation that the temperature rose

by MMBBHH July 9, 2016

Masturbationer

A man that camps on a roof and has a girl steam profile pic
The insult often used by salty victims

Star is a stupid masturbationer

by TehChanMan September 4, 2017

Mastardation

1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.

Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.

by Dave Mcacks October 24, 2017